Thou shall not wear horizontal stripes.
Thou shall not wear borrowed maternity clothes and use bleach (as I did yesterday).
Thou shall not get dressed in a hurry.
Thou shall not wear cigarette pants.
Thou shall put in contacts before getting dressed (as I forgot to do yesterday).
Thou shall not forget to look at thyself in a full length mirror once dressed.
Thou shall not look in full length mirror while undressed.
Thou shall not look at skinny pictures of pregnant models.
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Please do not post any pictures of me online w/o my consent.
LOL. :) This coming from a woman that gained 60+ pounds with each pregnancy. Which is a total of 180 pounds in five years. Whoa. THAT is a lot!!!
LOL!!!!!!
OMG - Glad I didn't look at pictures like that when I was pregnant.
yeah, pregnant models did not make me happy...even when I wasn't pregnant I thought they looked better than me! :) Definantely not a good idea!
~K
Thou shalt enjoy wearing oversized shirts
Thou shalt enjoy that the belly is from a baby and not just big in general
Thou shalt wonder how they do such great airbrushing on the models.
Doggone freaking pregger models. Grrr.
Too funny! I'm amazed at the horizontal stripes.
GREAT list!! Thanks for the laugh!!
Oh, I think I broke every commandment during my 29 months worth of pregnancies! Seriously though, even if you don't look like her, you should consider having some professional shots done while you are very pregnant. They find a way to make you look beautiful and it makes for good memories.
I never knew anyone who looked like that when they were pregnant!!
Ooo. Ouch.
Hey, where did you find that picture of me pregnant?!
haha, how are you feeling Indy?
Amen :-)
thou shalt not wear favorite sandals to work and have water break while wearing them.
Great list
:-)amy
AMEN!!!
OHmommy's comment. I thought that pic looked familiar . ..
:)
This cracked me UP!!!
This should be printed up and distributed in every OB/GYN office!!
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