"Mommy, are you peeding?" said Kyle who has a problem with articulation.
"Kyle, do mean speeding?"
"Yes. Are you speeding, mommy?"
"No, why?" I asked.
"Because I want you to go to jail."
"Did you say jail?"
"Yes. I want you to go to jail," said Kyle.
"Why do you want me to go to jail?"
"Because when you are in jail, I want Daddy to take me to Chuck E. Cheese."
"Can't mommy just go shopping or take a nap?"