Friday, May 2, 2008

Go To Jail & Do Not Collect $200

"Mommy, are you peeding?" said Kyle who has a problem with articulation.

"Kyle, do mean speeding?"

"Yes. Are you speeding, mommy?"

"No, why?" I asked.

"Because I want you to go to jail."

"Did you say jail?"

"Yes. I want you to go to jail," said Kyle.

"Why do you want me to go to jail?"

"Because when you are in jail, I want Daddy to take me to Chuck E. Cheese."

"Can't mommy just go shopping or take a nap?"


Anonymous said...

I am no the floor laughing!!! I guess if you're in jail, there is no way you could could say "no" to them going. I, too, vote for the napping or shopping.

ConverseMomma said...

giggling so hard right now, I think I might have just peed alittle. Gotta go!

Jessica said...

From the mouth of babes! Goodness that is one for the baby book! Ok, maybe not baby books any longer but atleast to place in that special "memory" section of our brains. I told my 2 year old he should go to work with Daddy this morning.Of course there was no intention of my husband bringing him but I like to "threaten" my dear spouse with the prospect of a 2 year old in his cube. My dearest son replied "no Mama, I stay with you." Darn it!

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